Random Sass

You will see history puns here. I apologize in advance. A few science and literature jokes may also find their way into the mix.Yes, I am very much addicted to NCIS (both the mothership and LA). Very. Much. I'm also pretty crazy about Bones and Once Upon A Time. Densi, Captain Swan, Outlaw Queen, and Tiva shipped here.

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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let-itbebabygirl:

actress4evr:

overlord-kyogre:

minatheangel:

humanitysinsanity:

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

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Breaking News: Everyone is rich and all orphans have been adopted.

Yayyy!! j2gxgrizzly problem solved.

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clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

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museismymuse:

silent-cannibal:

this is somehow really funny to me

about closing the goddamn door

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its-tuesday-again:

THE TRUTH IS OUT

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teamalphari:

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

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Each main Legend of Korra villain represents a different political ideology.

Even the more minor villains like Varrick (who is not always necessarily a villain) and the Earth Queen represent ideologies as well:  Capitalism and Monarchy, respectively.

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glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

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thatsveryood:

moveslikekorra:

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avatarparallels:

The Gaang in The Legend of Korra.

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