Random Sass

BEHOLD THE COMPILATION OF NERDITUDE!

I am a complete and total geek. You will see history puns here. I apologize in advance. A few science and literature jokes may also find their way into the mix.

Yes, I am very much addicted to NCIS (both the mothership and LA). Very. Much. I'm also pretty crazy about Bones.

For the record you don’t just dump somebody’s laundry on the counter as soon as it’s done. You give them like 5-10 minutes to get their shit together and come get their stuff switched out. I’m coming back in a half an hour and doing the same damn thing to you so I can finish my laundry. Have a nice evening.

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

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asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

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dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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rexuality:

deathcomes4u:

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

what are deers even trying to accomplish

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

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radiantasthesun89:

Huffpost setting people straight.

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httydandkrattsfanaddict:

insertcoolpunhere:

So I was looking up Norse names and

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petition to make this the name of Hiccup and Astrid’s child

you have my signature

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marlene:

pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

For continuants!

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