Random Sass

BEHOLD THE COMPILATION OF NERDITUDE!

I am a complete and total geek. You will see history puns here. I apologize in advance. A few science and literature jokes may also find their way into the mix.

Yes, I am very much addicted to NCIS (both the mothership and LA). Very. Much. I'm also pretty crazy about Bones.

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

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jeffscherer:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

liebelied:

wendymabelaraneaprenderghast:

fuckin cuties

OHGOD

I DIDN’T GET IT AND THEN I DID

Short-form games!

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cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

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larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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warblerlandredvines36:

allmymisery:

Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

Try petting the cats to this.

Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay

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sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

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I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

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lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

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